You know one cool thing about women? Women get to have platonic friends. He’s my pal, he’s my bud, he’s my platonic friend, I love him like a brother… Men don’t have platonic friends, we just have women we haven’t fuck yet. Every platonic friend I got was a woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere and end it up in the friends zone.
Women keep their platonic friends forever? Why!? …cause you never know.